Protective rust sticker Thaumaturgic Seal of Oxydivine Repulsion.

🛠️ Thaumaturgic Seal of Oxydivine Repulsion 🛠️

Stick this mystical seal on your classic car (preferably a 2CV), and observe in amazement the effect of the techno-gnostic magic of molecular stabilization .
Inspired by ancient tantric maintenance grimoires and the sacred chants of the gods of Invisible Mechanics™, this seal symbolically repels rust , restores surface authority, and improves the mood of tinkerers.

🌀 Expected effects:

• Reduction of ambient corrosion by reverse placebo effect

• 27% reduction in insults uttered during repairs (clinical tests in 2CV, validated by the IPCC of workshops)

🪬 Activation ritual (optional):

1. Tap the rusted surface 3 times with a 12 wrench.

2. Recite the secret mantra: “Stoppa Ferrugo, Oxydatio Nocturna Dispara” .

3. Do not blink for 7 seconds (otherwise, start again).
   10 cm X 7 cm sticker that will bring a beautiful mystical touch to your classic car.